Midnight Snacks (J2 Non-AU)

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Title: Midnight Snacks
Rating: pg-13 (age rating increased for the comments)
Description: Non-AU (except J2 are still living together during filming). Filming season 8 had an odd effect on Jensen, but Jared didn't mind the result.
Warnings: Um, Dangerous cooking practices?
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks, the boys don't belong to me and they aren't getting in my van for candy any time soon.
Just a little thing,I wrote while I was waiting for my main j2_crack muse to come along. Since I have no concentration for editing right now, I thought I'd post a snack while the waiting music plays. It is also my very first attempt at J2 non-au fic. *woot*

Midnight Snacks

Jensen flipped perfectly grilled burgers into buns.

Jared stared at him, working butt -naked and unselfconsciously, in the kitchen, and it was a magnificent sight.  He licked his lips.

Jensen's mouth wrapped around his sandwich. A trickle of grease shone on plump lips.

Jared devoured his burger in silence. It was delicious.

Jensen finished eating, stood, and left, without a word. Jared stayed to clean up.

Next morning, Jensen pushed breakfast away, "Ugh, what is wrong with me?"

Jared chomped on pancakes, and feigned surprise. "Another domestic-Dean dream?"

“Yeah.”

Jared suppressed a grin. He was so going to hell.

***end***

to sequel: Forbidden Snack

Comments

[etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com]

So funny!!
My first smile of the day was for this.

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Making people smile is my favorite thing. Thank you.

[laurathelurker.livejournal.com]

Bad Jared not telling Jensen sleep cooking naked. But I can not blame him if it happened to me I would keep my mouth shut as well and just enjoy the show. Out of curiosity what are baps?

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

I would definitely keep the secret. Jared was very restrained not to lick the grease off Jensen's lips.
Ah, now, bap was a tricky one, it's a bun (bread roll), but isn't buns slang for ass with you? and I've never seen roll used in respect to burger, and to l'il ole UK me, bread (even if correct)is just too wrong in the context of a burger, Should I change to bun?? sheesh - 100 words and I'm still agonizing over one lol

[laurathelurker.livejournal.com]

Yes buns are slang for butt cheeks but within the context of the the sentence people would understand that you are talking about a hamburger bun and not him putting it between his ass cheeks. But I did figure that that is what it was but didn't know if it was a special kind of bun. I wouldn't worry about it too much I was just letting my curiosity run away.

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

The awkward thing about language differences is that not only are baps burger buns here - but baps is also slang for women's breasts. Language eh? *sigh*

[lylithj2.livejournal.com]

Te-he! Did not see that coming!

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Ha! :D

[chellexxx.livejournal.com]

Now that made me chortle, very funny
xxx

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

That makes me happy. Thanks x

[linvro21.livejournal.com]

Read it.
Then read it again.
Then LOL!

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Whew - I was afraid it would be too subtle - exactly a hundred words always tests me - I'm pleased it made you laugh :)

[glenfinnan21.livejournal.com]

Loved it! Took me a moment, but I haven't had my coffee at that point... Then, I snorted coffee out my nose...

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Mm, caffeine. It's a good job Jensen hasn't taken to making that in his sleep, or he might wake and catch Jared out.

[glenfinnan21.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, I smell a sequel...

[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

Jensen's mouth wrapped around his sandwich. A trickle of grease shone on plump lips.

Mmm, yeah, baby. THAT'S how a burger should be eaten.

*edited for HTML-fail*

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Matching icon, yay! What Jared could do with those shiny slick lips while Jensen is asleep. *sigh*

[heartblowswild.livejournal.com]

LOL, love it :)

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Thank you :D

[sammichgirl]

Heehee, Jared, if you go to hell, a lot of people are going with you.

Terrific job, sweetie!

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) I am definitely off to hell for everything I write.

[meus_venator]

This was so adorable and what a wonderful pervy surprise! LOL
Jensen dream cooking as Dean and Jared just watching...... MMMM
I love your wonderful mind! And the delicious things that pop out of it!
: )

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Ha! It's only pervy if you think it is - Jared enjoys Jensen's tasty meat between his buns at night, that's all ...

[meus_venator]

LOL, oh yeah, cause that's not pervy at all ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Oh, now look what we've done - this has gone from U to PG, I've never had to raise the age rating for the comments before. *giggles*

[ferrous-wheeler.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Loved that! Couldn't help but be concerned about the frying and potential splatter when Jensen was naked, but I'm sure Jared would leap in to protect whenever necessary ;)

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Yep. It's worrying where that hot fat might end up. Jared should put an apron on him but I suspect that would ruin his view ;)
Thank you.

[blackrabbit42.livejournal.com]

Amazing how you can get such a full story into so few words. Awesome.

:)

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, when I'm stuck for a fic, or during a fic, the 100 word thing can work really well at helping me focus. That you enjoyed it is great too. Thanks for commenting.

[hannahbellejude.livejournal.com]

LOL! Love this :D

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

[fufaraw]

So cute! Both of them.

Boy, I'd like to have a naked Jensen in my kitchen...cooking or not! Right?

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Ah, to have either of the naked in my kitchen, but I'll probably have to be content with just the burger. Thank you!

[takerbay.livejournal.com]

Now I want a burger!

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

lol I think I'd make do with Jared and Jensen, even without the burger. Thanks for commenting.

[jolieblon.livejournal.com]

Oh Jared. Dinner and a show.
Very nice. LOL

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Why is Jensen never cooking naked in my kitchen? It's so unfair.
Thanks :D