The Great Escape (Drabble, Jared/OC, PG-13)

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This popped into my head after watching the season 9 extra 'Behind the Scenes, a Fan's Perspective' and it  wasn't going to go away unless I wrote it.
.*runs and hides*

Title: The Great Escape
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Douchebag!Jared/OC
Description: Crack. Set in the au of the mockumentary and won't make much sense without having seen that. "Jared says he loves him..."
Warnings: abuse (but bear with me on it)
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks, the boys and their alter egos don't belong to me.*damn*

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It’s abuse, that’s what it is. Jared says he loves him and his hands constantly touch him. He’s been tortured with ice and flame, dragged daily on rough ground. He’s torn apart and rearranged at Jared’s whim. When Jared’s done, Bob is locked away, ignored in eerie darkness until the next time Jared decides to use him.

He’s through! Bob makes his bid for freedom, flings himself low and slides from the trailer, before scuttling away.

Only Jensen spies him. He frowns, muttering something about rats.

“My hair!” Jared screeches in horror the next day, but Bob is long gone.

~end~

Comments

[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

ROFL

I never knew Jared's wig had a name. No wait, "It's not a wig!"

Thank you for your amazing brain.

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

It has now - not that it exists of course. I'm sure it really was a rat that Jensen saw. Thank you for reading my weird stuff.

[fanspired]

You have a strange and twisted mind.

Goodonya! :)))

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't be so pleased with that comment, but hey, you gotta find the compliments where you can ...

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

They clearly had great fun taking the mickey out of themselves, and I love them for that! <3

[fufaraw]

Heeeeee! Jared himself would love this! Bob!

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Lol- one of the few things he actually could read of mine! Of course it had to be bob. Thanks.